INDIAN POINT ISSUE EMPTIES HOMES
Continuing unrest in local cities over Indian Point issues...
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The Drum Hill rest home and geriatric center in Peekskill emptied out today, to watch a local contractor and his wife slug it out on the sidewalk over his determination to leave her and take up residence with an exotic dancer in Indian Point Missouri, close to the "Hillbilly Las Vegas", Branson Missouri. Josefesa Martinelowitz of 251 Yardmonster Street swung a dead cat at her short, hairy, unshaven "house husband" , Sherman (Potter) Martinelowitz, unseating him from the couch he has occupied for 5 years, and calling him "Lard Fart" in a loud, (but loving) voice. Martinelowitz was unharmed.
In another unrelated, but related story, residents of the Sunnydale Geriatric center in Garrison New York rallied vociferously against nuclear power, emptying out the senior wards to shouts of "Power to the Pee-Pots", and, "The only good pamper, is a new pamper", as they held aloft homemade signs saying "Nixon Must Go" , and "I have to go, too!". Ex president Carter, in town with Woodstock star Neil Young to stir up anti-neocon and anti-nuclear feelings, in an audience whose extremities had not had ANY feeling since 1969, stated: "If I had ended Nuclear Power in 1976, I Might Still Be President, I Think", while residents scratched their heads and asked "Who the hell is that old guy, anyway"? During the rally Jeremiah One-Feather, the last full-blooded Mohican in the USA, stood up, and pointed ominously at the president. Mr. Carter then shouted "Look at that damn INDIAN POINT!" to gales of cackling laughter, as the old indian flipped President Jimmy the bird and whooped: "Assess This, Bozo!!"
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